Funny Facebook Status Ideas

Not sure what to write on your facebook status? Not to worry! We put together a list of the funniest Facebook statuses.

These hilarious statuses will have you crying with laughter!

Some days you just don't have enough middle fingers!

I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.

I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?

 is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while... 

feels like getting some work done...and so is sitting down until the feeling passes.

is so proud after a jigsaw puzzle in just 6 months.. and the box said 2-4 years.

just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.

Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana 


would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"  

is a cross dresser. Deciding what to wear can get me angry

So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...